Category: Joke Board
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it
folded.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over
platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your
imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of
speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is
two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a
dead giveaway!)
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your
count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get
repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and
I'll show you a flat minor.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is
fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge
it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down
under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it
t'aint mine.
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never
developed.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray
hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know
basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
When I saw the topic title, I wasn't even going to read it, when I opened the message and saw how many there were, I wasn't going to finish it. Now that I have finished it, all I can say is boooou. Most of these are actually just two-thirds of a pun: p u!
Keep up the good work, I think.
Bob
Let us not forget that a punn is a slight shift of whit.
lol, some of those are awesome!